 |
Amazing Flying Monkey
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
He has stretchy rubber-band arms, legs and body. He’s basically a crazed monkey slingshot with a Tarzan-inspired monkey scream. Fling him at all of your friends...
Price: $6.00 |
 |
 |
 |
Breakfast Floss
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
This is the cutest darn floss Ever! Flossing couldn’t possibly be more fun. Coffee, waffle and bacon flavors. Start your morning off right. 12 yards of each.
Price: $6.95 |
|
|
 |
Buddha Car Emblem
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
The Buddha Car Emblem is yet another funny riff on the original Christian fish symbol. It sticks on your car and tells everyone you like the Buddha.
Price: $7.95 |
|
|
 |
Cat Butt Gum
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
Cat Butt Gum has 8 pieces of kiss my ass attitude. Peppermint artificial flavor. Yummy.
Price: $1.45 |
|
|
 |
Cat Butt Kit
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
The Cat Butt Kit includes a Field Guide to Cat Butts; 32 little pages of cat butt hunting and indentification. 5 cat butt magnets and a Catt Butt surprise.
Price: $6.95 |
|
|
 |
Cat Butt Stickers
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
Cat Butt Stickers. Stick em where the sun don’t shine... and where it does. Deluxe set includes 10 different breeds ( as identified by their butts).
Price: $5.50 |
|
|
 |
Dirty Girl Sparkle Cream
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
Dirty Girl Sparkle Cream is 5oz. of sparkling, triple whipped lotion. Enhanced with mulberry extract and vitamin C. Shimmer and be moist.
Price: $16.95 |
|
|
 |
Duckie Watering Can
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
The little Ducky Watering Can is about 10 inches long. You fill him with water and it comes out his mouth. Great fun for kids.
Price: $6.95 |
|
|
 |
Fish and Chips Car Emblem
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
A humorous take on the original religious car emblem with the Christian fish symbol, this one simply says “N’ Chips”. Stick it on your car. It’s funny.
Price: $7.95 |
|
|
 |
Flying Spaghetti Monster Car Emblem
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
The Flying Spaghetti Monster Car Emblem has a sticky back and goes on your car so everyone knows which religion you identify with.
Price: $7.95 |
|
|
 |
I Love Bacon Magnet
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
The I Love Bacon Magnet says it all. It makes a perfect gift for that bacon lover in your life.
Price: $4.00 |
|
|
 |
Magic Boxer Shorts Pirate
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
These boxer shorts are truly magic. They expand to full size (sizes s,m,l,xl) from a tiny little 2x3x1 inch tight little package. Cool Pirate design.
Price: $8.95 |
|
|
 |
Monster Bandages
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
Monster Bandages are a cool way to cover up all of your cuts, scrapes and nasty sores. The collectible tin holds 12 1.5 X 1.75 inch sterile bandages.
Price: $5.50 |
|
|
 |
Mr. Bill
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
Bendable Mr. Bill is just like the famous guy from Saturday Night Live. Would you believe his big break was is 1976? Oh Nooo!!!
Price: $8.95 |
|
|
 |
Ninja Wallet
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
This faux leather wallet holds all your secret ninja stuff. Ninjas have credit cards and cash just like everyone else. The wallet measures 4 1/4 x 3 3/4inches.
Price: $13.50 |
|
|
 |
Nun Bowling Kit
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
The Nun Bowling Kit comes with 10 nun-shaped pins, ball of hellfire and 32 page book.
Price: $8.95 |
|
|
 |
Obama History Sticker small
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
This beautiful 2x1 inch Obama sticker is made by Sticker Robot. It comes in beautiful tones of gold and black and looks good anywhere.
Price: $1.00 |
|
|
 |
Party Cups Animals Pick Your Nose
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
Party Cups for kids of all ages. 6 different Animals!; toucan, leopard, chameleon, beaver, zebra and shark. When you drink it looks like you have a new nose.
Price: $10.00 |
|
|
 |
Peace Magnet
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
This cut out peace magnet is 6” diameter. It comes in red, orange and yellow and looks great on your fridge or car.
Price: $6.75 |
|
|
 |
Pirate Wallet
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
Pirates need wallets too. This 4 1/4 x 3 3/4 faux leather wallet holds all your cash and credit cards.
Price: $13.50 |
|
|
 |
Recycled Kit Bag
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
In addition to a zippered main compartment the Recycled Kit Bag has an outside zipper for smaller items, and interior zipper pocket and a cell phone pocket...
Price: $28.00 |
|
|
 |
Recycled Zipper Pouch
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
The Recycled Zipper Pouch is a beautiful bag. Made from recycled billboard vinyl from American Hiways. No two are the same. Padded interior.
Price: $24.00 |
|
|
 |
Remote Control Whoopee Cushion
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
Place this under a coworkers chair. No more boring meetings! Imagine taking this to the SAT! needs 4 AAA batteries. Works up to 50 ft. Surprise!
Price: $16.95 |
|
|
 |
Step Away from The Fridge Magnet
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
Are you getting Porky? Get the “Step Away from The Fridge” Magnet to remind yourself not to eat crap.
Price: $4.95 |
|
|
 |
Take Me To Paris Magnet
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
“Hey, want to go to Paris?” If no one has ever asked you this question, maybe this will work; Get the “Take Me To Paris” Magnet and carry it around with you.
Price: $4.00 |
|
|
 |
Yodelling Pickle
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
The Yodelling Pickle is a pickle-shaped, push-button yodelling machine. Batteries are included- it starts yodelling right out of the box...Yodel-Ay-Eee-Ooo!
Price: $14.50 |
|
|
 |
Adopt A Kitty Shopper
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
Pick up an Adopt A Kitty Shopper - how you could you resist? Kitty is playing with a ball of yarn and has cute cute kitty eyes...
Price: $13.50 |
|
|
 |
Bacon Air Freshener
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
The Bacon Air Freshener has a sizzling bacon scent! Get one for your PE locker, big old truck, guest bathroom or wherever...
Price: $2.25 |
|
|
 |
Bacon Flavored Dental Floss
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
Bacon Flavored Dental Floss removes plaque while leaving mouth bacon fresh. 27.3 yards of delectable waxed dental floss. Mmm...
Price: $4.50 |
|
|
 |
Bacon Strips Bandages
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
Bacon Strips Bandages are perfect for cuts, scrapes, grease burns or other minor boo-boos. 15 die-cut bandages look like real fatty pieces of bacon.
Price: $5.50 |
|
|
 |
Bacon Toothpicks
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
80 bacon flavored toothpicks in a collectible metal tin. Dapper pig on the front. Real bacon flavor. Yummy...
Price: $2.75 |
|
|
 |
Bacon Wallet
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
The Bacon Wallet looks so real folks will think you stitched it yourself out of some real fatty bacon...
Price: $13.50 |
|
|
 |
Boo Boo Kisses Bandages
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
Boo Boo Kisses Bandages. 15 die-cut kiss-shaped bandages for all of your boo-boos. All are 1”x 2.25”. Free toy inside. Collectible tin.
Price: $5.50 |
|
|
 |
Cat Butt Air Freshener
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
Cat Butt Air Freshener? It sounds like a contradiction in terms doesn’t it? Nothin’ smells like a cat butt. Scent of Hyacinth. Mask all those odors...
Price: $3.75 |
|
|
 |
Cat Butt Magnets
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
The Cat Butt Magnet set is for true cat lovers. 6 magnets; 5 different cat butts and a Hairball!
Price: $12.50 |
|
|
 |
Corn Dog Air Freshener
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
The Corn Dog Air Freshener livens up your life with a yummy mustard scent. Remember the carnival that came to town, days at the beach eating corndogs?
Price: $2.25 |
|
|
 |
Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
The Crazy Cat Lady comes with 6 cats, No Wait! 8 cats, if you include the ones on her shoulder and in her pocket and a super crazed look in her big blue eyes...
Price: $11.00 |
|
|
 |
Cupcake Bandages
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
Cupcake Bandages are like a birthday party in a box. Experience the magical healing power of cupcakes. 12 large sterile bandages in a collectible tin. Free prize.
Price: $5.50 |
|
|
 |
Dashboard Jesus
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
The Dashboard Jesus is unbelievably inspiring. Enlightenment on a spring. Comes with an adhesive base so you can stick them on all your favorite things...
Price: $5.50 |
|
|
 |
Dashboard Monk
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
The Dashboard Monk is unbelievably cute. Enlightenment on a spring. Comes with an adhesive base so you can stick them on all your favorite things...
Price: $5.50 |
|
|
 |
Disco Ball Air Freshener
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
Dapper Dan’s Disco Ball Air Freshener turns your car into your own private nightclub! Smells like new dancing shoes...
Price: $3.75 |
|
|
 |
Enchanted Unicorn Bandages
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
Enchanted Unicorn Bandages have rainbows and unicorns! 15 large, sterile 3x1 inch, super fun bandages in a collectible tin. free toy inside...
Price: $5.50 |
|
|
 |
Eyeball Bandages
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
Eyeball Bandages are great for Halloween or any time you need a little something special for your boo-boo. 12 Large round 1.5” bandages. Collectible tin. Free toy.
Price: $5.50 |
|
|
 |
Freeloader Fork
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
The Freeloader Fork is a fun, extendable (up to 2 ft.) fork that lets you enjoy your meal and other people’s too.
Price: $11.00 |
|
|
 |
Gnarly Teeth
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
Gnarly Teeth- 9 different Gnarly Dentures for every occasion. be a Vampire, a Freak, grandpa, goalie or? Fun for parties and photo-ops and of course Halloween.
Price: $6.95 |
|
|
 |
Good Weed Bank
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
Good Weed Bank says; “I’m Saving Up For Some Good Weed”, “Put Drug Money Here”, “Football is For Losers, The Only Thing I Want to Score is Some Good Drugs”.
Price: $8.95 |
|
|
 |
Instant ReHab Breath Spray
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
For those too busy to deal with addiction; Instant ReHab Breath Spray. Getting clean has never been so discreet. Works for : uppers, downers, meth, pot...
Price: $5.50 |
|
|
 |
Instant Therapy Breath Spray
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
Dr. Diane Dimple’s Instant Therapy Breath Spray in a soothing mint flavor. Be freer! Be happier! Be the real you! Spritz, spritz, you’re fixed.
Price: $5.50 |
|
|
 |
Irish Accent Breath Spray
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
Paddy O’Connell’s Irish Accent Breath Spray radically changes the way you speak! Flawless accent and great taste too...
Price: $5.50 |
|
|
 |
Jesus Action Figure
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
Well, C’mon, He’s Jesus. He has posable arms and cool gliding action. There is a History of Jesus on the back.
Price: $8.95 |
|
|
 |
Jesus Bandages
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
Jesus Bandages, featuring Jesus the Healer. Heal all of your wounds. 15 3”x 1” bandages. Free toy inside. Collectible tin.
Price: $5.50 |
|
|
 |
Jolly Roger Pirate Flag
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
The 3x5 ft. Jolly Roger Pirate Flag makes a big statement. Fly it with pride. Looks especially good on a boat.
Price: $13.50 |
|
|
 |
La-La Land Lotion
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
La-La Land Lotion is an orange and ginger dreamy cream for your hands and body. It comes in a sweet little package and is unbelievably good.
Price: $14.50 |
|
|
 |
Lookin’ Good For Jesus Bath and Body Kit
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
The Lookin’ Good For Jesus Bath and Body Kit comes with an SPF 18 lipbalm, a jesus figurine with a mirror in his abdomen, a pocket mirror and a lily scented cream...
Price: $22.00 |
|
|
 |
Ninja Bandages
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
Ninja Bandages! Are you a Ninja or a Pirate? You are a Ninja! 15 cool, 3”x 1” band-aids in a collectible tin. Free toy inside.
Price: $5.50 |
|
|
 |
Nunzilla
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
Nunzilla the fire breathing sister. Wind her up and she walks forward threateningly clutching her ruler And! sparks come out of her mouth! Wow...
Price: $5.50 |
|
|
 |
Pickle Bandages
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
Pickle Bandages area shaped like a pickle. Collectible tin comes with 15 large, 3” x 1”, sterile strips and a free toy inside.
Price: $5.50 |
|
|
 |
Pirate Air Freshener
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
The Pirate Air Freshener is a fresh scented skull and crossbones to hang anywhere you need a freshly swabbed deck scent.
Price: $2.25 |
|
|
 |
Pirate Bandages
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
25 3”x.75” bandaids. Black with cool pirate design. Get enough for all of your favorite Pirates. Free toy inside. Collectible metal tin.
Price: $5.50 |
|
|
 |
Pirate Eye Patch
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
No pirate costume is complete without the classic black eye patch. get a couple and have a pirate party. Or wear one to work or school and make up a good story...
Price: $2.25 |
|
|
 |
Savin’ Up For Jesus Bank
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
The Savin’ Up For Jesus Bank make a great gift. Remember, kids, even Jesus saves. Give yourself a faith lift and get one for all of your friends from church.
Price: $8.95 |
|
|
 |
Savin” Up For Therapy Bank
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
The Savin” Up For Some Therapy Bank is a great way to start saving up for your mental health. Of course, it’s impossible to predict when you’ll crack up...
Price: $8.95 |
|
|
 |
Savin” up for Vacation Bank
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
The I’m Savin” up for a Vacation Bank has a good lookin’ guy in a plaid sportcoat taking a picture of the Eiffel Tower. London, Casablanca, San Francisco?...
Price: $8.95 |
|
|
 |
Sneaky Spoon
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
The 2ft spoon that lets you enjoy your meal, and everyone else’s. Extendable, telescoping, stainless steel spoon...
Price: $11.00 |
|
|
 |
Sorry, We’re Sorry Pouch
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
The “Sorry, We’re Sorry” pouch says; “Yes, We’re Broke” on the other side. It’s 9.5”x7.25” and made of recycled, woven polypropylene.
Price: $6.75 |
|
|
 |
Squirrel Underpants
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
Squirrel Underpants. Get those poor little guys some undies! And a place to store their nuts. I can’t believe I just wrote that...
Price: $6.95 |
|
|
 |
Toast Bandages
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
Toast Bandages... 15 large toast-shaped bandages for all of your cuts and scrapes. All are 1.9 x 2.1 inches. Collectible tin. Free toy inside.
Price: $5.50 |
|
|
 |
Wash Away Your Sins Breath Spray
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
For all of you cheaters, liars and wrong-doers, the Wash Away Your Sins Breath Spray. Merciful Mint flavor.
Price: $5.50 |
|
|
 |
You Say Tomato Air Freshener
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
You Say Tomato Air Freshener; You Say Tomato, I say Fuck You. Well, the name says it all. Give your office space, car or whatever some Attitude. Fresh green scent.
Price: $3.75 |
|
|
 |
Waitress Action Figure
Date Added:
Manufacturer:
You can have your very own Waitress. She comes fully loaded with removable apron, a magnetic serving tray and 2 plates!
Price: $10.00 |
|
|
Humorous gifts
