 Waitress Action Figure |  | You can have your very own Waitress. She comes fully loaded with removable apron, a magnetic serving tray and 2 plates!More... | | |
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 Freeloader Fork | | The Freeloader Fork is a fun, extendable (up to 2 ft.) fork that lets you enjoy your meal and other people’s too.More... | | |
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 Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure | | The Crazy Cat Lady comes with 6 cats, No Wait! 8 cats, if you include the ones on her shoulder and in her pocket and a super crazed look in her big blue eyes...More... | | |
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 Jesus Action Figure | | Well, C’mon, He’s Jesus. He has posable arms and cool gliding action. There is a History of Jesus on the back. More... | | |
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 Bacon Wallet | | The Bacon Wallet looks so real folks will think you stitched it yourself out of some real fatty bacon...More... | | |
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 Cat Butt Gum | | Cat Butt Gum has 8 pieces of kiss my ass attitude. Peppermint artificial flavor. Yummy.More... | | |
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 Cat Butt Stickers | | Cat Butt Stickers. Stick em where the sun don’t shine... and where it does. Deluxe set includes 10 different breeds ( as identified by their butts).More... | | |
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 Cat Butt Magnets | | The Cat Butt Magnet set is for true cat lovers. 6 magnets; 5 different cat butts and a Hairball!More... | | |
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 Sorry, We’re Sorry Pouch | | The “Sorry, We’re Sorry” pouch says; “Yes, We’re Broke” on the other side. It’s 9.5”x7.25” and made of recycled, woven polypropylene.More... | | |
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 Adopt A Kitty Shopper | | Pick up an Adopt A Kitty Shopper - how you could you resist? Kitty is playing with a ball of yarn and has cute cute kitty eyes...More... | | |
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 Instant Therapy Breath Spray | | Dr. Diane Dimple’s Instant Therapy Breath Spray in a soothing mint flavor. Be freer! Be happier! Be the real you! Spritz, spritz, you’re fixed.More... | | |
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 $5.50 |
 $5.50 |
 Instant ReHab Breath Spray | | For those too busy to deal with addiction; Instant ReHab Breath Spray. Getting clean has never been so discreet. Works for : uppers, downers, meth, pot...More... | | |
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 La-La Land Lotion | | La-La Land Lotion is an orange and ginger dreamy cream for your hands and body. It comes in a sweet little package and is unbelievably good.More... | | |
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 $22.00 |
 Savin” up for Vacation Bank | | The I’m Savin” up for a Vacation Bank has a good lookin’ guy in a plaid sportcoat taking a picture of the Eiffel Tower. London, Casablanca, San Francisco?...More... | | |
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 Savin” Up For Therapy Bank | | The Savin” Up For Some Therapy Bank is a great way to start saving up for your mental health. Of course, it’s impossible to predict when you’ll crack up...More... | | |
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 Savin’ Up For Jesus Bank | | The Savin’ Up For Jesus Bank make a great gift. Remember, kids, even Jesus saves. Give yourself a faith lift and get one for all of your friends from church.More... | | |
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 Good Weed Bank | | Good Weed Bank says; “I’m Saving Up For Some Good Weed”, “Put Drug Money Here”, “Football is For Losers, The Only Thing I Want to Score is Some Good Drugs”.More... | | |
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 Cat Butt Air Freshener | | Cat Butt Air Freshener? It sounds like a contradiction in terms doesn’t it? Nothin’ smells like a cat butt. Scent of Hyacinth. Mask all those odors...More... | | |
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 $3.75 |
 You Say Tomato Air Freshener | | You Say Tomato Air Freshener; You Say Tomato, I say Fuck You. Well, the name says it all. Give your office space, car or whatever some Attitude. Fresh green scent.More... | | |
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 Pirate Air Freshener | | The Pirate Air Freshener is a fresh scented skull and crossbones to hang anywhere you need a freshly swabbed deck scent.More... | | |
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 Corn Dog Air Freshener | | The Corn Dog Air Freshener livens up your life with a yummy mustard scent. Remember the carnival that came to town, days at the beach eating corndogs? More... | | |
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 Bacon Air Freshener | | The Bacon Air Freshener has a sizzling bacon scent! Get one for your PE locker, big old truck, guest bathroom or wherever...More... | | |
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 Squirrel Underpants | | Squirrel Underpants. Get those poor little guys some undies! And a place to store their nuts. I can’t believe I just wrote that...More... | | |
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 Gnarly Teeth | | Gnarly Teeth- 9 different Gnarly Dentures for every occasion. be a Vampire, a Freak, grandpa, goalie or? Fun for parties and photo-ops and of course Halloween.More... | | |
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 Dashboard Jesus | | The Dashboard Jesus is unbelievably inspiring. Enlightenment on a spring. Comes with an adhesive base so you can stick them on all your favorite things...More... | | |
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 Dashboard Monk | | The Dashboard Monk is unbelievably cute. Enlightenment on a spring. Comes with an adhesive base so you can stick them on all your favorite things...More... | | |
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 Nunzilla | | Nunzilla the fire breathing sister. Wind her up and she walks forward threateningly clutching her ruler And! sparks come out of her mouth! Wow...More... | | |
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 Cupcake Bandages | | Cupcake Bandages are like a birthday party in a box. Experience the magical healing power of cupcakes. 12 large sterile bandages in a collectible tin. Free prize.More... | | |
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 Bacon Strips Bandages | | Bacon Strips Bandages are perfect for cuts, scrapes, grease burns or other minor boo-boos. 15 die-cut bandages look like real fatty pieces of bacon.More... | | |
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 Enchanted Unicorn Bandages | | Enchanted Unicorn Bandages have rainbows and unicorns! 15 large, sterile 3x1 inch, super fun bandages in a collectible tin. free toy inside...More... | | |
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 Pickle Bandages | | Pickle Bandages area shaped like a pickle. Collectible tin comes with 15 large, 3” x 1”, sterile strips and a free toy inside.More... | | |
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 Toast Bandages | | Toast Bandages... 15 large toast-shaped bandages for all of your cuts and scrapes. All are 1.9 x 2.1 inches. Collectible tin. Free toy inside.More... | | |
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 Eyeball Bandages | | Eyeball Bandages are great for Halloween or any time you need a little something special for your boo-boo. 12 Large round 1.5” bandages. Collectible tin. Free toy.More... | | |
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 Jesus Bandages | | Jesus Bandages, featuring Jesus the Healer. Heal all of your wounds. 15 3”x 1” bandages. Free toy inside. Collectible tin.More... | | |
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 Boo Boo Kisses Bandages | | Boo Boo Kisses Bandages. 15 die-cut kiss-shaped bandages for all of your boo-boos. All are 1”x 2.25”. Free toy inside. Collectible tin.More... | | |
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 Ninja Bandages | | Ninja Bandages! Are you a Ninja or a Pirate? You are a Ninja! 15 cool, 3”x 1” band-aids in a collectible tin. Free toy inside.More... | | |
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 Pirate Bandages | | 25 3”x.75” bandaids. Black with cool pirate design. Get enough for all of your favorite Pirates. Free toy inside. Collectible metal tin.More... | | |
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 $13.50 |
 Pirate Eye Patch | | No pirate costume is complete without the classic black eye patch. get a couple and have a pirate party. Or wear one to work or school and make up a good story...More... | | |
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 Bacon Toothpicks | | 80 bacon flavored toothpicks in a collectible metal tin. Dapper pig on the front. Real bacon flavor. Yummy...More... | | |
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 $4.50 |
 Sneaky Spoon | | The 2ft spoon that lets you enjoy your meal, and everyone else’s. Extendable, telescoping, stainless steel spoon... More... | | |
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 $10.00 |
 $16.95 |
 Amazing Flying Monkey | | He has stretchy rubber-band arms, legs and body. He’s basically a crazed monkey slingshot with a Tarzan-inspired monkey scream. Fling him at all of your friends...More... | | |
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 Mr. Bill | | Bendable Mr. Bill is just like the famous guy from Saturday Night Live. Would you believe his big break was is 1976? Oh Nooo!!!More... | | |
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 Magic Boxer Shorts Pirate | | These boxer shorts are truly magic. They expand to full size (sizes s,m,l,xl) from a tiny little 2x3x1 inch tight little package. Cool Pirate design.More... | | |
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 Recycled Zipper Pouch | | The Recycled Zipper Pouch is a beautiful bag. Made from recycled billboard vinyl from American Hiways. No two are the same. Padded interior. More... | | |
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 Recycled Kit Bag | | In addition to a zippered main compartment the Recycled Kit Bag has an outside zipper for smaller items, and interior zipper pocket and a cell phone pocket...More... | | |
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 Cat Butt Kit | | The Cat Butt Kit includes a Field Guide to Cat Butts; 32 little pages of cat butt hunting and indentification. 5 cat butt magnets and a Catt Butt surprise.More... | | |
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 $8.95 |
 $1.00 |
 Duckie Watering Can | | The little Ducky Watering Can is about 10 inches long. You fill him with water and it comes out his mouth. Great fun for kids.More... | | |
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 Peace Magnet | | This cut out peace magnet is 6” diameter. It comes in red, orange and yellow and looks great on your fridge or car.More... | | |
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 Dirty Girl Sparkle Cream | | Dirty Girl Sparkle Cream is 5oz. of sparkling, triple whipped lotion. Enhanced with mulberry extract and vitamin C. Shimmer and be moist.More... | | |
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 $7.95 |
 Fish and Chips Car Emblem | | A humorous take on the original religious car emblem with the Christian fish symbol, this one simply says “N’ Chips”. Stick it on your car. It’s funny.More... | | |
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 Buddha Car Emblem | | The Buddha Car Emblem is yet another funny riff on the original Christian fish symbol. It sticks on your car and tells everyone you like the Buddha.More... | | |
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 $4.00 |
 $4.95 |
 Take Me To Paris Magnet | | “Hey, want to go to Paris?” If no one has ever asked you this question, maybe this will work; Get the “Take Me To Paris” Magnet and carry it around with you.More... | | |
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 Yodelling Pickle | | The Yodelling Pickle is a pickle-shaped, push-button yodelling machine. Batteries are included- it starts yodelling right out of the box...Yodel-Ay-Eee-Ooo!More... | | |
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 Ninja Wallet | | This faux leather wallet holds all your secret ninja stuff. Ninjas have credit cards and cash just like everyone else. The wallet measures 4 1/4 x 3 3/4inches.More... | | |
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 Pirate Wallet | | Pirates need wallets too. This 4 1/4 x 3 3/4 faux leather wallet holds all your cash and credit cards.More... | | |
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 Breakfast Floss | | This is the cutest darn floss Ever! Flossing couldn’t possibly be more fun. Coffee, waffle and bacon flavors. Start your morning off right. 12 yards of each.More... | | |
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 Monster Bandages | | Monster Bandages are a cool way to cover up all of your cuts, scrapes and nasty sores. The collectible tin holds 12 1.5 X 1.75 inch sterile bandages.More... | | |
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