 Waitress Action Figure |  | You can have your very own Waitress. She comes fully loaded with removable apron, a magnetic serving tray and 2 plates!More... | | |
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 Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure | | The Crazy Cat Lady comes with 6 cats, No Wait! 8 cats, if you include the ones on her shoulder and in her pocket and a super crazed look in her big blue eyes...More... | | |
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 Lunch Lady Action Figure | | Remember the school cafeteria? The Lunch Lady Action Figure includes removable scoop, serving station, food tray and 9 lunch photo stickers...More... | | |
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 $9.95 |
 Jesus Action Figure | | Well, C’mon, He’s Jesus. He has posable arms and cool gliding action. There is a History of Jesus on the back. More... | | |
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 $9.95 |
 Bacon Wallet | | The Bacon Wallet looks so real folks will think you stitched it yourself out of some real fatty bacon...More... | | |
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 Cat Butt Gum | | Cat Butt Gum has 8 pieces of kiss my ass attitude. Peppermint artificial flavor. Yummy.More... | | |
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 Cat Butt Stickers | | Cat Butt Stickers. Stick em where the sun don’t shine... and where it does. Deluxe set includes 10 different breeds ( as identified by their butts).More... | | |
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 Cat Butt Magnets | | The Cat Butt Magnet set is for true cat lovers. 6 magnets; 5 different cat butts and a Hairball!More... | | |
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 Gnome Air Freshener | | The Sweet Fragrant Gnome Car Ornament comes in a fresh spruce scent. A cute little woodland gnome brightens your day. Every Home Needs A Gnome.More... | | |
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 Adopt A Kitty Shopper | | Pick up an Adopt A Kitty Shopper - how you could you resist? Kitty is playing with a ball of yarn and has cute cute kitty eyes...More... | | |
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 Beach Shopper | | Think Beach! Beach Shoppers can carry all of your crap to the beach or the grocery store or wherever...More... | | |
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 Instant Therapy Breath Spray | | Dr. Diane Dimple’s Instant Therapy Breath Spray in a soothing mint flavor. Be freer! Be happier! Be the real you! Spritz, spritz, you’re fixed.More... | | |
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 $5.50 |
 $5.50 |
 $5.50 |
 Instant ReHab Breath Spray | | For those too busy to deal with addiction; Instant ReHab Breath Spray. Getting clean has never been so discreet. Works for : uppers, downers, meth, pot...More... | | |
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 La-La Land Lotion | | La-La Land Lotion is an orange and ginger dreamy cream for your hands and body. It comes in a sweet little package and is unbelievably good.More... | | |
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 $22.00 |
 Quit My Job Bank | | Some people don’t like their jobs. The I’m Savin’ Up To Quit My Job Bank helps them start savin’ up to leave. Whoever said money can’t bring happiness was lying. Money is their only ticket out that door.More... | | |
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 Savin” Up For Therapy Bank | | The Savin” Up For Some Therapy Bank is a great way to start saving up for your mental health. Of course, it’s impossible to predict when you’ll crack up...More... | | |
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 Savin’ Up For Jesus Bank | | The Savin’ Up For Jesus Bank make a great gift. Remember, kids, even Jesus saves. Give yourself a faith lift and get one for all of your friends from church.More... | | |
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 $3.75 |
 Pirate Air Freshener | | The Pirate Air Freshener is a fresh scented skull and crossbones to hang anywhere you need a freshly swabbed deck scent.More... | | |
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 Corn Dog Air Freshener | | The Corn Dog Air Freshener livens up your life with a yummy mustard scent. Remember the carnival that came to town, days at the beach eating corndogs? More... | | |
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 Squirrel Underpants | | Squirrel Underpants. Get those poor little guys some undies! And a place to store their nuts. I can’t believe I just wrote that...More... | | |
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 Gnarly Teeth | | Gnarly Teeth- 9 different Gnarly Dentures for every occasion. be a Vampire, a Freak, grandpa, goalie or? Fun for parties and photo-ops and of course Halloween.More... | | |
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 Dashboard Jesus | | The Dashboard Jesus is unbelievably inspiring. Enlightenment on a spring. Comes with an adhesive base so you can stick them on all your favorite things...More... | | |
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 Dashboard Monk | | The Dashboard Monk is unbelievably cute. Enlightenment on a spring. Comes with an adhesive base so you can stick them on all your favorite things...More... | | |
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 Nunzilla | | Nunzilla the fire breathing sister. Wind her up and she walks forward threateningly clutching her ruler And! sparks come out of her mouth! Wow...More... | | |
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 Cupcake Bandages | | Cupcake Bandages are like a birthday party in a box. Experience the magical healing power of cupcakes. 12 large sterile bandages in a collectible tin. Free prize.More... | | |
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 Bacon Strips Bandages | | Bacon Strips Bandages are perfect for cuts, scrapes, grease burns or other minor boo-boos. 15 die-cut bandages look like real fatty pieces of bacon.More... | | |
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 Toast Bandages | | Toast Bandages... 15 large toast-shaped bandages for all of your cuts and scrapes. All are 1.9 x 2.1 inches. Collectible tin. Free toy inside.More... | | |
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 Eyeball Bandages | | Eyeball Bandages are great for Halloween or any time you need a little something special for your boo-boo. 12 Large round 1.5” bandages. Collectible tin. Free toy.More... | | |
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 Jesus Bandages | | Jesus Bandages, featuring Jesus the Healer. Heal all of your wounds. 15 3”x 1” bandages. Free toy inside. Collectible tin.More... | | |
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 Boo Boo Kisses Bandages | | Boo Boo Kisses Bandages. 15 die-cut kiss-shaped bandages for all of your boo-boos. All are 1”x 2.25”. Free toy inside. Collectible tin.More... | | |
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 Pirate Bandages | | 25 3”x.75” bandaids. Black with cool pirate design. Get enough for all of your favorite Pirates. Free toy inside. Collectible metal tin.More... | | |
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 Pirate Eye Patch | | No pirate costume is complete without the classic black eye patch. get a couple and have a pirate party. Or wear one to work or school and make up a good story...More... | | |
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 $4.50 |
 Sneaky Spoon | | The 2ft spoon that lets you enjoy your meal, and everyone else’s. Extendable, telescoping, stainless steel spoon... More... | | |
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 $10.00 |
 $10.00 |
 $16.95 |
 Amazing Flying Monkey | | He has stretchy rubber-band arms, legs and body. He’s basically a crazed monkey slingshot with a Tarzan-inspired monkey scream. Fling him at all of your friends...More... | | |
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 Harry Junior Organizer | | These cool accessory holders come with their ”hair” straight. Your job: to make them crazy by filling their bendable “hairs” with your keys, toothbrushes, pens...More... | | |
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 Mr. Bill | | Bendable Mr. Bill is just like the famous guy from Saturday Night Live. Would you believe his big break was is 1976? Oh Nooo!!!More... | | |
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 Magic Boxer Shorts Pirate | | These boxer shorts are truly magic. They expand to full size (sizes s,m,l,xl) from a tiny little 2x3x1 inch tight little package. Cool Pirate design.More... | | |
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 Recycled Zipper Pouch | | The Recycled Zipper Pouch is a beautiful bag. Made from recycled billboard vinyl from American Hiways. No two are the same. Padded interior. More... | | |
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 Recycled Kit Bag | | In addition to a zippered main compartment the Recycled Kit Bag has an outside zipper for smaller items, and interior zipper pocket and a cell phone pocket...More... | | |
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 $8.95 |
 Duckie Watering Can | | The little Ducky Watering Can is about 10 inches long. You fill him with water and it comes out his mouth. Great fun for kids.More... | | |
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 Peace Magnet | | This cut out peace magnet is 6” diameter. It comes in red, orange and yellow and looks great on your fridge or car.More... | | |
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 Dirty Girl Sparkle Cream | | Dirty Girl Sparkle Cream is 5oz. of sparkling, triple whipped lotion. Enhanced with mulberry extract and vitamin C. Shimmer and be moist.More... | | |
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 $7.95 |
 Fish and Chips Car Emblem | | A humorous take on the original religious car emblem with the Christian fish symbol, this one simply says “N’ Chips”. Stick it on your car. It’s funny.More... | | |
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 Buddha Car Emblem | | The Buddha Car Emblem is yet another funny riff on the original Christian fish symbol. It sticks on your car and tells everyone you like the Buddha.More... | | |
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 Obama Magnet | | This Barack Obama Magnet goes on your fridge, file cabinet, etc... Show your support for our President.More... | | |
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 $4.00 |
 $4.00 |
 $4.95 |
 $2.00 |
 Namaste sticker | | This 5 1/2x 1 1/2 inch black on clear sticker says “namaste” which taken literally means “I bow to you”.More... | | |
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 Yodelling Pickle | | The Yodelling Pickle is a pickle-shaped, push-button yodelling machine. Batteries are included- it starts yodelling right out of the box...Yodel-Ay-Eee-Ooo!More... | | |
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 Ninja Wallet | | This faux leather wallet holds all your secret ninja stuff. Ninjas have credit cards and cash just like everyone else. The wallet measures 4 1/4 x 3 3/4inches.More... | | |
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 Pirate Wallet | | Pirates need wallets too. This 4 1/4 x 3 3/4 faux leather wallet holds all your cash and credit cards.More... | | |
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 Breakfast Floss | | This is the cutest darn floss Ever! Flossing couldn’t possibly be more fun. Coffee, waffle and bacon flavors. Start your morning off right. 12 yards of each.More... | | |
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 Monster Bandages | | Monster Bandages are a cool way to cover up all of your cuts, scrapes and nasty sores. The collectible tin holds 12 1.5 X 1.75 inch sterile bandages.More... | | |
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